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Shhhh...It's super-secret!
Are YOU a CowTripper?
You might be a CowTripper if...
...you find yourself hashing in foreign territories with mysterious names like PA, MI, CA, VA, FL, GA, Mexico, Switzerland, and Costa Rica.
...you like to roll into camp nekkid and blasting Korn at volume 11.
...you have an inexplicable and irresistable urge to drink Sparks when you hit the 60-miles-out mark.
...you've earned a second (or third or fourth) name from another kennel in a galaxy far, far away.
...you like Strange because you firmly believe in the time-tested adage, "Don't shit where you eat."
If THESE SYMPTOMS sound like YOU, you are probably a CowTripper! Do not see a doctor. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. The only cure for Mad CowTrip Disease is attending an Away Hash. If you do not know what a REGO is, you are in serious danger of being completely lame. See an experienced CowTripper IMMEDIATELY for further instructions.
Warning: Mad CowTrip Disease may lead to dizziness, drowsiness, loss of clothes, disorientation, severe vomiting, poison ivy, sexually-transmitted diseases, flippycupitis, breast exposure, kilt inspections, corporal punishment, genital fondling, down-downs, severe shiggy, hot tub rot, incarceration, delusions of grandeur, karaoke, broken bones, uncontrollable laughter, and being taunted mercilessly while shagging someone in your tent.
CowTrippers have reportedly been spotted in the following exotic locales:
Nittany Valley (State College, PA)
Eerie Brushwood (Sherman, NY)
Revolution (Cover-your-ass, VA)
M*ch*gan Interhash 2009 (Bay City, MI)
Peach Fuzz Green Jacket Run (Augusta, GA)
Pennsylvania Interhash 2008 (Reading, PA)
Swiss NashHash 2008 (Schauffhausen, Switzerland)InterAmericas Hash 2007 (Puerto Vallarta)
InterAmericas Hash 2009 (Winter Park, CO)
Halloween Hash Marathon, Oct. 29-Nov.1
Eerie Halloween, Oct. 31
Nittany Valley (OSU vs. Penn St.), Nov. 7
M*ch*g*n (OSU vs. TSUNorth), Nov. 21
Rumors have it that CowTrippers will be on the move to upcumming events such as these:
Dayton Weekend, Sept. 17-19, 2010
InterAmericas Hash 2011 (Savannah, Georgia)
Nittany Valley (State College, PA)
Eerie Brushwood (Sherman, NY)
Revolution (Cover-your-ass, VA)
M*ch*gan Interhash 2009 (Bay City, MI)
Peach Fuzz Green Jacket Run (Augusta, GA)
Pennsylvania Interhash 2008 (Reading, PA)
Swiss NashHash 2008 (Schauffhausen, Switzerland)InterAmericas Hash 2007 (Puerto Vallarta)
InterAmericas Hash 2009 (Winter Park, CO)
Halloween Hash Marathon, Oct. 29-Nov.1
Eerie Halloween, Oct. 31
Nittany Valley (OSU vs. Penn St.), Nov. 7
M*ch*g*n (OSU vs. TSUNorth), Nov. 21
Rumors have it that CowTrippers will be on the move to upcumming events such as these:
Dayton Weekend, Sept. 17-19, 2010
InterAmericas Hash 2011 (Savannah, Georgia)
